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WTF HAPPENED to the stock market THIS WEEK? 🗞️💁🏻‍♀️

While I want to tell you the reason why the markets have tanked is because of my commentary disappearance, it’s actually probably because Iran decided to symbolically defend itself against Israel accidentally bombing Iran’s embassy in Syria, killing 7 military personnel. Thankfully for the hot girls that invest, the market has bounced back a little with ease of tensions in the last week.

I’m not holding my breath though…

What does it mean?
When market momentum is neutral, it means things are sort of staying the same. If the strength of stock prices and how many different stocks are doing well show fear, it means investors are getting nervous. When people are really worried about the market, you can tell because they're buying options that let them sell or buy stocks at a certain price later on. If there's a lot of that going on, it means people are really scared. And if the market is changing a lot and lots of people are trying to invest in things that are usually safe, like government bonds, it means investors are really trying to play it safe. But if everyone is really excited about buying risky bonds that might give them big rewards, it means they're willing to take big chances for a big payoff.

So what are the updates?

This was probably one of the best Ramadans I’ve had in a WHILE. I feel like I got to reconnect with myself in a way I hadn’t been able to for a long while. I also got the opportunity to perform umrah during Ramadan which was both captivating and hectic lol.

Hopefully you’ll see me on IG and TT a lot more in the coming weeks as I look to bolster the content. Show some love here and let me know what you want to see me talk about!

🧋FINANCIAL TEA🧋

ICYMI here’s this week’s highlights:

.🎞️ This quarter, Netflix exceeded predictions by achieving a net income of $2.33 billion and boosting revenue by 14.8% to $9.37 billion. They anticipate close to a 16% rise in revenue for the next quarter and have revised their annual profit forecast upward by 25% owing to advantageous exchange rates.

📈 Gold prices surged to an all-time high of $2,431.29 on April 12 but lost momentum as fears of a wider regional conflict in the Middle East eased. The current week has seen a decline of more than 2 percent in gold prices. Tesla announcement

The FTSE closed at an all-time high, driven by a weaker pound sterling and the ease of tensions in the Middle East as reported by the BBC. Big risers include Tesco, Sainsburys and Ocado.

What to look out for in the coming week -
👩‍💻 Alphabet is scheduled to report first-quarter results on April 25. Analysts surveyed by FactSet expect the company to report earnings of $1.51 per share, on $78.7 billion in revenue

TWEET OF THE WEEK